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Mar. 4th, 2013 09:59 amПрекрасное:
“This morning, I lucked out and was able to buy several cases of ammo. On the way home, I stopped at the gas station, and this drop-dead-gorgeous blond was filling up her car at the next pump.”
She looked at the ammo in the back of my car and said in a very sexy voice, “I believe in barter, big boy. Would you be interested in trading sex for ammo?”
I thought it over for a few seconds and responded, “Well, just what kind of ammo have you got to trade?”
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“This morning, I lucked out and was able to buy several cases of ammo. On the way home, I stopped at the gas station, and this drop-dead-gorgeous blond was filling up her car at the next pump.”
She looked at the ammo in the back of my car and said in a very sexy voice, “I believe in barter, big boy. Would you be interested in trading sex for ammo?”
I thought it over for a few seconds and responded, “Well, just what kind of ammo have you got to trade?”
( перевод с языка вероятного противника )
